The Book of Insufficient Light

Syllo-jisms

1.

Immortals are not mortal.

Socrates is a man.
All men are mortal.
So, Socrates is mortal.

Socrates is a man.
Socrates is wise.
All men are guys.
Socrates was a wise guy.

Jesus was a god.
All gods are immortal.
Therefore Jesus is immortal.

Therefore, Jesus is not Socrates.
Therefore, Jesus was not wise.

"I do not come to bring peace, but a sword. I shall set father against son, mother against daughter."

2.

Jesus is the bread of life.
Jesus is God.
God is the bread of life.
Bread is edible.
God is edible.
That which does not exist cannot be eaten.
That which is edible exists.
God exists.
Some underwear is edible.

Chapter one, Axioms

-Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We proliferate absolute knowledge.

-Nothing worth knowing can be taught; it can only be learned.

-Knowledge gained intuitively is still knowledge and as likely to be sound as any other form of knowledge.

-An entity by any name is the same entity. By the wrong name, it may be an angry entity.

-Divination does not require determinism. Nor does it prevent determinism. Either way. Your choice. Or not...

-During a virgin sacrifice, please remember to sacrifice the quality and not the person.

-The bizarre thing about obscure occult knowledge is that you already know it, we only tell you what you already know.

 

SPOOK's Manifesto

A Manifesto? Get real (whatever that means)… Who would waste time writing a Manifesto for SPOOK?

 

 

This statement is false.
Is too.

 

Why Understanding Divinity is Cool:

Because all deity-forms are created in roughly the same fashion (i.e., a mental construct given the conceptual qualities of "conscious" and "capable of independent action") one can create such amusing (and wholeheartedly worthwhile) deities such as: Asphalta, Goddess of Parking Spaces, or, as was invented by a couple of members of SPOOK, a few deities that can be considered a "godsend" to all lonely, desperate people: Agag, the Generation Y Goddess of Oral Sex, and Igag, the Generation Y Goddess of Casual Sex:

Agag is the Goddess of Oral Sex. The third cousin of Eros, she sacrificed her own gag reflex to give birth to Igag, the Goddess of Casual Sex. Agag is most known for smiting the beast W. J. Clinton, the blasphemer who renounced Agag from the pantheon after accepting her blessings.
Igag, the Goddess of Casual Sex, is also the Goddess of forgetting a person’s name at a really inopportune moment, funny digestive sounds, and hiding in closets. Igag may be prayed to when you wake up next to someone so ugly your pyloric valve malfunctions. Igag does not need to be summoned, as she tends to find the worshiper on her own, usually when the worshipper’s "dry spell" goes on so long that the worshipper loses all hope and self-esteem.

"Igag, Agag, we all gag for a gag."
"gag"