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It has been said to beware of religions that require waterslides. Good advice, obviously—so it’s lucky that waterslides are optional! SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid	Think skinny-dipping should be a religious experience? Add a pinch of salt and it is! SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid
Are you an atheist? Are you agnostic? That’s close enough! SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid	Strawberries dipped in champagne are divine. So are Deities with white wine. (The bodies of Gods always taste best with white wine.) SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid
How many tentacles does your God have? SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid	Cthulu is a sissy-pants! SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid
Never trust a deity with more fingers than limbs. SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid	Can your deity multi-task? Ours can! SQUIDISM God is a divine Squid