It is recommended that this list be laminated and hung on the wall, or passed around, at all SPOOK meetings. That way, no one will accidentally use one of these jokes.

FORBIDDEN JOKES

Under no circumstances are the following jokes to be made:

• I want to create a nightclub called The Baby Seal.
  That way, people can go "clubbing The Baby Seal."

• Plastic Elementals, or Synthetic Elementals of any form, as in the following:
  Professor: Can anyone tell me the difference between ‘natural’ and ‘synthetic’?
  SPOOKy Person: As of the last full moon, nothing.

• Any and all references to sex toys shaped like religious figures, as in the
  Baby Jesus Butt-Plug or Buddha Dildo, which irreverent individuals find at the following websites:
  http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_butt_toys.html
  http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.html

• The formation of any Sport devoted to kicking a male in the balls for the
  Sole Purpose of lowering the amount of competition for female affections.
  NOTE: If another purpose can be defined, this is not forbidden.